I think they do and they definitely deserve it.

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[–] [S] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

no there is no specific thing for chefs. now christ did say blessed are the cheese makers but its thought he meant all creators of dairy products.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    I only ever hear “and bless the hands that prepared it.” So… that’s an interesting image.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    God always stealing credit for the food I made. 😒

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    For the ingredients you were given enough intelligence to transform into something tasty.* 😉

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    No. Sorry. I hate every version of this. You're allowed to perceive the world as you wish, but thanking your God for a service I worked to provide is presumptive, dismissive and rude.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    It doesn't take anything away from you, don't worry, I know you put in the work... but we all need space-time and matter to make it happen and nobody did that, God did. 👍

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    Yeah god killed that kid when i was kindergarten, now i wear my seat belt all the time. Mysterious ways.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    I didn't know God drove cars but I'm glad you learnt something useful from such a horrible experience.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 week ago

    Prayers are not thaumaturgy. A person who says grace is asking God to bless the cook, but it's up to God whether that happens

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    They get the same fate as everyone else, which is ceasing to exist.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I'll let you have this if you can describe what ceasing to exist means

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Sure, your collection of molecules cease bonding together, electrical impulses halt and what made you you no longer exists in any recognizable form. It's why we're having problems finding people like Attila the Hun or Michelangelo. They don't exist any longer.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    The molecules in my body aren't the ones I'm born with and hopefully won't be the ones I die with. Which ones are my molecules? Is it transitory so the only molecules that are me are the ones in my body right this very moment, in that case don't I cease being in the instant both before and after the present?

    What makes me me? And what makes that me recognisable? Does an image count? Or a description? Does it have to be the specific arrangement of molecules that exist only in the present mentioned earlier?

    Sure you can't find attila or Michelangelo but does that mean they don't exist? You've mentioned their names, they're in that sense recognisable.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I can also dive into pedantic ping pong regarding when is a boat no longer a boat but I'll leave it with this. If you can find me Atilla the Hun or Michelangelo, we will ask them and I'll concede every single one of your points past, present and future.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 week ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 week ago

    I know a couple chefs that definitely do not deserve, nor would I think they even want heaven. Those dudes only seemed truly happy when in the thick of it.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 6 days ago

    Finally, a real fucken shower thought

    Yes, absolutely yes they do.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago

    either heaven or purgatory.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 1 week ago

    Hard to go somewhere that doesn't exist 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago

    Given what I've read about chefs, no amount of prayer would be enough.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    Chefs would have a terrible time in heaven.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago

    Only if God himself gives them grace, according to the Calvinists.

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