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The original was posted on /r/exmormon by /u/notgr33n on 2026-04-24 18:41:00+00:00.

I couldn't let myself think about this for too long when I was a member, but when I was a missionary one of my recent converts got sick with like the flu or something. I gave them a priesthood blessing and said that they would be healed and the next day they fucking died. I thought the reason they didn't get healed was because the day I gave the blessing I got a boner when a beautiful woman walked by.

This is incredibly fucked up but now that I'm not a member it just cracks me up. Is that wrong? Eh, I don't care I'm going to mormon hell anyways.