We can’t send these poor crocodiles to this concentration camp for Palestinians! It’s a concentration camp for Palestinians!

How in the hell is this not the Onion? I just can't even.

“The danger also lies in the court decision that temporarily suspended the transfer of the crocodiles, not because such an idea represents a human insult that we, as humanity, were supposed to have left behind in the dark ages, but because of a petition concerned with the rights of crocodiles as a protected species,” he said.

“But what about the Palestinians? Are they not human beings worthy of protection?”

Ben-Gvir’s proposal is reportedly inspired by Alligator Alcatraz, a US immigration detention facility that closed in June after lawsuits alleged inhumane conditions and environmental damage.

"Hey did you guys hear about the concentration camp abuse-o-tron 3000 they got over in America?"

"The one that got shut down because of all the abuse and environmental destruction?"

"Yeah that's the one. What if we copied that?"