Aren’t farts just the ghosts of the things we eat?

You simply cannot tell me that your diet is healthy when the aroma of your gastrointestinal tract is "death"

I did this in an elevator at college on my way up to pick up girls for lunch. But took the stairwell on the way down while they took the elevator. I ran down to see their reaction as they got off. They looked like I did leaving the gas chamber in basic training.

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

The moment when pros arrive and tell you "This smell is not human"

Plant based protein powders are fantastic and more people should use them.

At my work, we have a protocol which includes eliminating farts before taking drastic measures. Basically, where is the smell, can we find the source, do sprays or fans clear it.

Stairwells seem notoriously underventilated. Toots seem to linger excessively. Hallways with a brisk walking pace are better for difussion of the stank.

"Bubble gut" leads to "Hot Snakes" and wiping a marker...

/not the best place to be.

I once was going to work and it rained or smth so my shoes had some mud, i tried my best at cleaning them before gettin in but some mud must've remained so i walked in, and after a while i had to take some documents and i had to walk on a carpet, some mud got stuck on the carpet, after some hours our boss noticed it and it looked like rat's poop (it dried down a little) so they called a company to understand where the rats were and set traps around the office and some other bs

I probably make the company lose money and i feel very guilty cuz it was managed by only 2/3 people and we were less than 10 people 😭

Go to Taco bell for lunch today.

Perfect opportunity to say "Jeez, Doris, isn't that a lot of trouble to go through, just to deny you farted? He who smelt it, dealt it, y'know?"

Nice.

I had two boiled eggs in my lunch once, farted in the office and the deputy head of the department flipped her shit.

Get the courage to admit your crime and save your company money or do the right thing and don't sacrifice a minute of comfort unnecessarily for your boss.