Interestingly, that applies to the template too

Conquest, War, and Famine are almost universally a bad thing. And while an unlooked for Death can come as a surprise or tragedy, it can also be a mercy. I don't think I want to live in a world without it

I used to get disappointed when my plans were cancelled, now it usually comes as a relief. My feelings have changed as I've grown older, much like my attitude towards death.

Was that the intent of the meme? Probably not - but it does provide a bit more depth

I'm surprised you could use a wooden spatula from the start... I've never liked them, because it feels unsanitary (yes, I know there's studies that show its naturally antimicrobial etc etc)

I'm not alone! Yeah I had this perfect wooden spoon… but someone put it in the dishwasher. It got all this "piling" lumpy and sad dense texture and became unusable. I never found a good replacement, only compromise spoons. My current spoon is too long, and the handle is too thin, and this will mildly bother me forever

Reading this comment physically hurt my body.

Mosquito drive bys make me want to scream

Isn't bright lights just loud sounds to the eyes? (I'll add that loud smells give me headaches)