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[–] [S] 41 points 14 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 18 points 11 hours ago*

    As a network engineer I hate this. But I'm still upvoting.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 11 hours ago

    Goddamn it.

    You can have my upvote, but I don't have to like it.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    This took me too long to get

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    I still dont get it, wouldn't they be standing closer for "faster speeds"?

    If you are far away from each server, your ping increases, so it would be slower.

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    Bandwidth. The width of your speed metal band. It's a silly pun...

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    We all are sometimes, and the fact you can recognize it, is already better than those at the helm of the most powerful country.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 46 minutes ago

    Heh, I was a little sleep deprived when I wrote that comment so that likely didn't help either lol but thank you though! That actually does make me feel a bit better, however, I must say, it's kinda funny/sad that phrase can even be said these days. Sorry on behalf of my country and the terrible leaders we have, they are permanently stupid and corrupt, but I hope you Canadians don't think we're all like that either. To be quite frank, it's embarrassing.

    Much love from the few sane individuals that remain here! 🇨🇦 🇺🇲💛

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 5 hours ago

    It made me do a solid "heh", this one did.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 11 hours ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 6 points 5 hours ago

    This pun is so dad-powered, it made my balls go back up inside me from the cringe.

    Amazing.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 6 hours ago

    Oh this is so stupid. Love it

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    Is that Slayer or Tenacious D?

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 hour ago

    Boo. Dad band and dad joke all in one, for shame!

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 5 hours ago

    very funny!! also: the old speedmeter looked so gorgous ;(

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 12 minutes ago

    Dad crown passed.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 10 hours ago (1 child)

    Part of it.

    I'm pretty sure bandwidth is measured in Mbps or Gbps, so if you can ship massive packets of data slowly, that number can still get big. The bandwidth of a van full of MicroSD cards is absolutely enormous, but your ping will be measured in hours, maybe even days.

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