"Good. I'm glad he's dead."
-- DJT (re: Robert Mueller)
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The line to piss and shit on his grave is gonna be hella long.
I have posted this photo earlier...
It is a collection of small bottles of rum, all but one dedicated to a person, and when I no longer has to share my existence in this world with the person, I will toast in celebration!
Also, I have decided to treat my family to a celebration dinner at a nice restaurant when Trump falls over and stops being a problem.
I have some 25yo Scotch waiting
You might want to change it out for some 12 year old scotch. It would be more appropriate.
Don't waste the good shit on a shit person
Who are the last 2 for? I cannot read the labels
The rightmost one is Orban. Not sure who the other one is.
Edit: Oh, Murdoch maybe?
Yes, you figured it out, Murdoch and Orban.
I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.
And just for good measure, have someone shit on his grave every 3 to 6 hours.
I'll gladly eat nothing but Taylor Farms lettuce for a week before that pilgrimage. Get a nasty case of trumporrhea to shit all over his grave
Spread the parts around the world and toss some into space. You can never be too careful.
A man walked to the newspaper stand to buy a copy every single day. The man would take one look at the cover then simply throw the paper into the trash and go about his day.
Eventually the shopkeep became curious after months of this behavior and he decided to ask the guy what he was doing.
"Looking for an obituary." the man replied.
"Obituaries are in the back of the paper, not the cover." the shopkeeper said, a little confused.
"Not the obituary I'm look for." was the response.
An oppressor doesn't become more acceptable because their dead especially when the harm they caused is still around.
Many years ago my parents had a neighbor. He was a nice guy but annoying as all hell at times, so much so that my mom purposely avoided him at the pool. If she saw him she’d go out of her way to walk around to the side of the pool and be sure to not get in the water when he was in there. She spent months not being able to say 1 remotely decent thing about him.
Then he died unexpectedly of a heart attack. And suddenly, according to her, he was the nicest person she knew, always so friendly and loved chatting with him, etc etc.
I straight up called her out on it.
Bullhorns and bicycles at MAGA events "Why are you mourning a pedophile?! Why are you mourning a rapist!""
i recommend noisemakers like vuvuzela horns and cowbells! 🥳
Agreed.
There was a famous case in France several years ago, around the freshly dead heinous monster named Jean-Marie Le Pen. His "orator talents" were praised after his death, both by dominant media and dominant politicians, including supposed to be ennemies with him and his legacy. Those who still publicly stood against him and his legacy were told to rospect the dead and were vilified. But as some members of communities he targeted said: "I will respect him in death like he respected us while alive."
The man was a white national-supremacist with ties to the OG nazis. Racist, imperialist, xenophobe, LGBT-phobe, redheaded-phobe(?), ... He very probably participated with enthousiasm in torture and other mass crimes from the french side during Algeria's independence war. (Also, colonialisation is a mass crime in itself.)
So yeah, fuck forced reverence. This guy was a hateful mass criminal, and his death didn't change this fact.
I will respect him in death like he respected us while alive.
This should be printed everywhere
Haha, I can't wait til I'm wearing my maga(tm)red "fuck trump" hat the day that fuckstick croaks. Die in a fire you piece of garbage.
And the first sucknut that says I should be respectful of the dead will get an earful. Respect is earned and dying is easy.
Reminds me of Hitchens' critique of the 10 commandments .
"Honor thy father and mother" only works if yours are worth honoring. Talk to a social worker and you will find some parents that truly truly should not be honored.
I think the dead should be allowed to reap the respect they earned in life.
In some cases that means you intentionally got to get infected by dysentery just to be able to almost shit enough on their grave.
The Humans of Earth will respectfully throw the largest global party in celebration of this criminals death.
I have a bottle of Pinot Grigio just for that occasion. And one for Musk, Putin, Netanjahu. The list is long. I will not go onto the streets and celebrate. But I will drink on a monsters demise.
How about a minute of silence for all his victims? Before the party, of course.
In terms of raw number of people partying, it'll be the most widely celebrated death of all time. So far.
People thought we went hard on the human shit stain that was Charlie Kirk....that was a hand grenade, Trump will be a nuclear warhead.
Why should I be respectful for a dead person when I didn't respect them when they were less dead?
We'll be respectful with his classic lines:
"I could say that he was an ugly SOB. I could say he was a pedofilie. It might even be true. But I'm not going to. I'm being respectful."
I will be “respectfully” pouring drinks for everyone at the party following the announcement.


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