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[–] [S] 110 points 15 hours ago

"Good. I'm glad he's dead."
-- DJT (re: Robert Mueller)

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  • [–] [S] 50 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

    The line to piss and shit on his grave is gonna be hella long.

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  • [–] [S] 45 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

    They're going to have to hide it or it will be an endless stream of vandalism.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    The site of Adolf Hitler's death, and of his first grave, is now a non-descript parking lot for a non-descript apartment block. This was done for exactly the opposite reason: To prevent any site from becoming a locus of commemoration.

    But I certainly see your reasoning for Mr. Trump. I wonder how many people are actually there for Trump himself? How many would stick with him when he doesn't have the power to get them something?

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    What they should do is announce Hitler's grave. And whenever people go there for worship or whatever...it's open game on those people. Because the only good Nazi....

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 13 hours ago

    I don't think Hitler has a single place that is a permanent grave.

    After he shot himself, his Nazi friends buried him and his wife in about 1 foot of dirt in the garden outside the bunker. (This is the place that is today a parking lot for an apartment block). The Soviet Red Army exhumed that grave within a few days and cremated the bodies and scattered them so as to not create any single place that could become a focal point for future neo-nazi movements.

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  • [–] [S] 89 points 15 hours ago* (7 children)

    I have posted this photo earlier...

    It is a collection of small bottles of rum, all but one dedicated to a person, and when I no longer has to share my existence in this world with the person, I will toast in celebration!

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    Also, I have decided to treat my family to a celebration dinner at a nice restaurant when Trump falls over and stops being a problem.

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    I have some 25yo Scotch waiting

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    Who are the last 2 for? I cannot read the labels

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    [–] [S] 36 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    I say we put garlic round his neck and a stake in his heart to ensure he never comes back.

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    [–] [S] 25 points 8 hours ago

    A man walked to the newspaper stand to buy a copy every single day. The man would take one look at the cover then simply throw the paper into the trash and go about his day.

    Eventually the shopkeep became curious after months of this behavior and he decided to ask the guy what he was doing.

    "Looking for an obituary." the man replied.

    "Obituaries are in the back of the paper, not the cover." the shopkeeper said, a little confused.

    "Not the obituary I'm look for." was the response.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    An oppressor doesn't become more acceptable because their dead especially when the harm they caused is still around.

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    Many years ago my parents had a neighbor. He was a nice guy but annoying as all hell at times, so much so that my mom purposely avoided him at the pool. If she saw him she’d go out of her way to walk around to the side of the pool and be sure to not get in the water when he was in there. She spent months not being able to say 1 remotely decent thing about him.

    Then he died unexpectedly of a heart attack. And suddenly, according to her, he was the nicest person she knew, always so friendly and loved chatting with him, etc etc.

    I straight up called her out on it.

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 15 hours ago* (1 child)

    Bullhorns and bicycles at MAGA events "Why are you mourning a pedophile?! Why are you mourning a rapist!""

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    [–] [S] 20 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    i recommend noisemakers like vuvuzela horns and cowbells! 🥳

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

    Agreed.

    There was a famous case in France several years ago, around the freshly dead heinous monster named Jean-Marie Le Pen. His "orator talents" were praised after his death, both by dominant media and dominant politicians, including supposed to be ennemies with him and his legacy. Those who still publicly stood against him and his legacy were told to rospect the dead and were vilified. But as some members of communities he targeted said: "I will respect him in death like he respected us while alive."

    The man was a white national-supremacist with ties to the OG nazis. Racist, imperialist, xenophobe, LGBT-phobe, redheaded-phobe(?), ... He very probably participated with enthousiasm in torture and other mass crimes from the french side during Algeria's independence war. (Also, colonialisation is a mass crime in itself.)

    So yeah, fuck forced reverence. This guy was a hateful mass criminal, and his death didn't change this fact.

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    [–] [S] 18 points 8 hours ago

    Haha, I can't wait til I'm wearing my maga(tm)red "fuck trump" hat the day that fuckstick croaks. Die in a fire you piece of garbage.

    And the first sucknut that says I should be respectful of the dead will get an earful. Respect is earned and dying is easy.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

    Reminds me of Hitchens' critique of the 10 commandments .

    "Honor thy father and mother" only works if yours are worth honoring. Talk to a social worker and you will find some parents that truly truly should not be honored.

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    [–] [S] 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

    I think the dead should be allowed to reap the respect they earned in life.
    In some cases that means you intentionally got to get infected by dysentery just to be able to almost shit enough on their grave.

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    [–] [S] 13 points 10 hours ago

    Make A Grave Already

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    The Humans of Earth will respectfully throw the largest global party in celebration of this criminals death.

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    [–] [S] 12 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    I have a bottle of Pinot Grigio just for that occasion. And one for Musk, Putin, Netanjahu. The list is long. I will not go onto the streets and celebrate. But I will drink on a monsters demise.

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    [–] [S] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    How about a minute of silence for all his victims? Before the party, of course.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 14 hours ago*

    In terms of raw number of people partying, it'll be the most widely celebrated death of all time. So far.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    People thought we went hard on the human shit stain that was Charlie Kirk....that was a hand grenade, Trump will be a nuclear warhead.

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    [–] [S] 9 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

    Why should I be respectful for a dead person when I didn't respect them when they were less dead?

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    [–] [S] 8 points 5 hours ago

    We'll be respectful with his classic lines:

    "I could say that he was an ugly SOB. I could say he was a pedofilie. It might even be true. But I'm not going to. I'm being respectful."

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 7 hours ago

    I will be “respectfully” pouring drinks for everyone at the party following the announcement.

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